Friday, May 11, 2012

My Mother's Day Wish For You


Moms, for Mother's Day, my wish for you is:

That your card from your kids doesn't look like this:



Or this:


But like this:

Or whatever floats your boat. 

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I hope that when you pick up your baby, you experience this:

http://motherdaughterquotes.info/

And not this:

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

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I desperately hope that your husband/boyfriend/baby daddy says something along the lines of this:



And not this:



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May you receive some flowers...


Or some wine...

http://wineamongfriends.com/

Or whatever makes you happy....

http://thelaughingstork.com/

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I hope that instead of cleaning up messes,

http://funpagesfree.com/

and feeling like this,



you get to do something like this:


http://www.visualphotos.com/

Or at the very least, you get to go to the bathroom alone.
All. Day. Long.
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And most of all, just remember that no matter how hard you try, no matter what you do, you're going to screw something up, because nobody is perfect:


But at least:





So just do your best, and know that the bottom line is, this is who you are in your kids' eyes:



Happy Mother's Day. 
I appreciate you, my awesome readers, maybe as much as your kid appreciates you wiping their ass. Now go have a drink or some chocolate or both and celebrate your descent into the madness of motherhood and unconditional love.

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