My Mother's Day Wish For You

Moms, for Mother's Day, my wish for you is:

That your card from your kids doesn't look like this:

Or this:

But like this:

Or whatever floats your boat. 

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I hope that when you pick up your baby, you experience this:

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And not this:

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I desperately hope that your husband/boyfriend/baby daddy says something along the lines of this:

And not this:

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May you receive some flowers...

Or some wine...

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Or whatever makes you happy....

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I hope that instead of cleaning up messes,

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and feeling like this,

you get to do something like this:

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Or at the very least, you get to go to the bathroom alone.
All. Day. Long.
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And most of all, just remember that no matter how hard you try, no matter what you do, you're going to screw something up, because nobody is perfect:

But at least:

So just do your best, and know that the bottom line is, this is who you are in your kids' eyes:

Happy Mother's Day. 
I appreciate you, my awesome readers, maybe as much as your kid appreciates you wiping their ass. Now go have a drink or some chocolate or both and celebrate your descent into the madness of motherhood and unconditional love.

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