I need your nick-naming help!

When the 5-year-old is in school, the 1-and 3-year-old team up to bring about as much noise, chaos, and destruction possible, like when they destroyed the air filter in their room while I thought they were just playing with their toys....

So I need to come up with a nickname for this team, since my current, and accurate, one of "The Little Assholes" (affectionately stated, of course) isn't quite appropriate in this day and age. So I'm asking for your help! Anybody have any suggestions? I've fallen back on "The Dynamic Duo" in my more p.c. moments but that just doesn't seem to encompass the utter chaos, destruction, and NOISE these two bring about (they do wrestle, though, like the original Dynamic Duo). So if you want, come up with a nickname and post it in the comment section below!
Or on my Facebook page: 
https://www.facebook.com/Motherhood.A.Descent.Into.Madness


You'll get a big fat thank you! Looking forward to any suggestions! :))